hollywood in style

So cute!

Justin Bieber was just a bb as he sat playing on the steps of the Avon Theatre in his hometown of Stratford, Ontario before he was famous.

Loves it!

A very Perezicious reader snapped the picture above of the season 5 Jon and Kate Plus Eight DVD on display at Wal-Mart.

LOLs!!!!

Someone in their stock room has a brazilliant sense of humor!

A little over a week ago, Brit Brit went to the salon to get her weave chopped off and her scalp fumigated. I’m sure you poured one out for all the thousands of mites, fleas and lice that were displaced and forced to find a temporary home. Well, it looks like the refugees have returned to the ecosystem we call Brit Brit’s weave! Yes, all is well again so Al Gore can cancel the documentary he was planning to make on this important issue.

Here’s more of the Louisiana trailer park blossom holding a bottle of bacon water and an ice blended caramel drizzle cake from Haagen-Dazs while shopping with her mom and brother at Glendale Galleria yesterday.

A glimpse of Rojo Caliente, a double pee stream and the McCrabcake are all magical things in life that only happen once in a blue moon, so you have to embrace them when they come around. And this video of Flavor of Love’s Hottie performing Poker Face at some street fair in Las Vegas falls into that category.

Who cares if Hottie didn’t have time to change out of the uniform she wears for her morning job serving cocktails at the Horseshoe Casino! Who cares if Hottie’s cousins are only dancing behind her because she promised to buy them a few minutes on their pre-paid cell phones! Who cares if Hottie is singing along to a cassette single her co-worker made for her! Who cares if the only people in the audience are homeless crackheads who just so happen to be hanging out on that part of the street!

WHO CARES, because this is truly the performance of 2010! Okay….the performance of the month? Er. Okay….the performance of the week? Um. Okay….the performance of the day? The hour? The minute? Okay, it’s the second best performance of the minute (right after the burp you just blew)!

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If Jamiroquai were still making music, he’d have released this song!

Baby I’m Yours by Breakbot - featuring Irfane - is a soulful vintage-sounding romp, similar to the vibe Mayer Hawthorne is going for.

It’s fun, funky and you can dance to it!

Enjoy Breakbot’s lovely Baby I’m Yours (below).

And out with new baby, too!

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves were spotted catching a flight out of LAX with both of their children, Levi and Vida.

We’re dying to see what Vida looks like, but it seems like they’re keeping her to themselves for now!

Wonder where they’re off to?

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If she doesn’t, she should!

Mariah Carey’s new music hasn’t been fairing to well state-side, but in Brazil, she is an EPIC star.

Her Foreigner cover, I Want To Know What Love Is, a song that barely got ANY airplay here in the US, has been on the Brazilian charts for 20 consecutive weeks - at the #1 spot!!

WHAT?!?!

The song has received the honor of being the longest chart-topper song in the countries history! That’s just crazy! They must really like their remixes!

Congrats MiMi! We’d get down there STAT to thank those folks for saving your career!

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Ugh.

This honestly makes us just want the old version back on soooo bad.

The basically EFFED reboot of Melrose Place is gathering familiar faces from the original series for one last hurrah before the CW cancels this mess faster than they evicted ASSlee Simpson!!

The March 30th episode reunites Amanda Woodward with other mid-90s favorites Jo Reynolds, Michael Mancini, and Jane Andrews!!

If it weren’t such a sad reminder to how much better the original was, we’d BE LOVING IT!!

In case anyone is still interested - which we DOUBT - here’s some dirt on why the gang is all back together! SPOILERS!

Thomas Calabro, who plays Michael, says:

“We have a bit of a reunion episode coming up. There are a couple of old characters in a scene in the show. It involves at least two girls I slept with and one I didn’t…Actually there’s a thread between me and one of those characters that goes through the entire show. It’s not just a scene.”

And a source at the show said:

“Michael Mancini is there threatening to out Lauren (Stephanie Jacobsen), Jane is there to find out why Amanda hasn’t fired Ella (Katie Cassidy) yet and Jo has found out Amanda is up to no good again and confronts her. But they do have fun reuniting and Michael realizes he may have made a mistake letting Jane go.”

UGH. That ALMOST makes us want to watch it now. Which is probably why the producers smartly brought everyone back - they must be DESPERATE to keep it on the air.

Unfortunately, we think that the only bitches worth watching are Heather Locklear and the FIERCE Katie Cassidy, but even they can’t make up for the rest of the show’s BOOOOORING stories.

What do U think?? Do U think Melrose Place is worth saving??

This is kind of a bummer.

Two of the oldest people in the world passed away this past Sunday - and only HOURS apart.

What are the odds of that??!

Mary Joesphine Ray, who was the oldest living person in the USA, died at 114 in New Hampshire.

She apparently had remained ACTIVE until about two weeks before her passing!

AMAZING!

Her granddaughter, Katherine Ray, said:

“She just enjoyed life. She never thought of dying at all. She was planning for her birthday party.”

Daisey Bailey, who was just a month shy of 114, died hours later in Detroit. She was unfortunately suffering from dementia.

L. Stephen Coles, director of the Gerontology Research Group, said:

“It’s very rare that two of our supercentenarians die on the same day.”

Yeah, seriously. WOW.

So, so sad.

It must be hard to outlive your family and friends, but we hope they both lived full and happy lives!

We sincerely hope Mary and Daisey are somewhere at peace.

[Image via AP Images.]

Oh!!! This sounds so good!!

Suck it, Howard Stern!

Gabourey Sidibe, the Oscar-nominated star of Precious, has just signed on to be a reccuring guest star on a new Showtime series starring Laura Linney and Oliver Platt!!

The half hour dark comedy, called The Big C, revolves around Cathy (played by Linney) a Connecticut wife and mom who reclaims her life after she is diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Sidibe will reportedly be portraying a student in Cathy’s class who has some major ‘tude.

We will TOTALLY be checking this out!!

Not only are Linney and Sidibe FANTASTIC, but the show definitely sounds like a great addition to the Showtime line-up!!

What do U think?? Will U be watching The Big C??

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