Morning Wood
The 80s are dead! JCPenney’s “Breakfast Club” inspired commercials – SOW
Full of horse caca: Twit and Twat shop for a $12 million beach house – Mollygood
Brooke Hogan is full of lies and testosterone – A Socialite’s Life
Wonky McValtrex has never met Cristiano Ronaldo – ICYDK
Brit Brit nominated for a VMA – I’m Not Obsessed
Eternally 12: Mimi’s tour will be a butterfly, unicorn and rainbow extravaganza! – Holy Moly!
Cristiano Ronaldo is a lovely shade of shit – Pink is the New Blog