Afternoon Crumbs
Tom Brady and Gis Bundchen’s exclusivo baby looks like a baby – Popsugar
Kiki sans fards (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hilary Duff is starting to look like one of the middle-aged Housewives of Orange County – Hollywood Tuna
RiRi is continuing to dress like she’s stuck in a k-hole – Just Jared
Brooklyn Decker doesn’t even know how to wear a bikini top right and she’s still on the cover of Sports Illustrated – Egotastic!
Betty White for President! Oh wait, that’s a different petition. Betty White for SNL Host! – Towleroad
Mary Tyler Robot – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan will recreate this shoot any minute now – Hollywood Rag
Somebody forward this to Brad Pitt – Cityrag
And when American Idol contestants sing off-key, they should have to bend over and get slapped with a cold piece of bologna – I’m Not Obsessed
Fat Actress: The Reality Show – SOW
Meanwhile, Chicken Cutlets gets a coupon book from Ralphs to sit 3rd row at a mini-mall fashion show – Holy Moly!
St. Angie will save Haiti – Socialite Life
Megan Fox’s stump thumb is too fugly for Motorola – Celebitchy
If a Christmas tree plays the main villain, then I’m okay with this – ICYDK