When I talk about my husband , I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.” – Megan Fox
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When she’s not colliding into them with moving vehicles, Lindsay Lohan secretly plans to put a baby in her uterus in hopes that it will help get her shit together, and let’s assume be used for practice in the driveway so she doesn’t almost murder somebody else’s. With her car. Like that time that actually Read More …
Seen here being told the worst news of his life (“No chicken wings?! Girl, we out.”), Kevin Federline has stepped forward to defend Britney Spears from a new lawsuit alleging she sexually harassed a bodyguard in between ritualistic beatings of her children with a belt. Via People:
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If you Google Image the name “Kim Kardashian,” you will get hit with dozens upon dozens of pictures of Kim showing off her titty sacks and ass crack from every angle. Yet Kim is suddenly throwing on a nun’s habit and crossing her legs over the release of 19 outtakes from her 2007 Playboy photo shoot.
Apparently, Kim regrets posing for Playboy and really wishes Ray J’s piss would just wash away all the pictures and memories from that shoot. A source tells Radar, “Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again. She is trying to put that behind her (Ed note: No, I don’t think she was pointing to an NFL huddle when she said this) and gets embarrassed about the photos.“
As Joel McHale says almost every week on The Soup, Kim is only famous for “having a big ass and a sex tape.” This trick is really trying to sit there and act like most of us haven’t seen Ray J’s boomerang dick go into her mouth. When 4 out of 5 straight dudes can accurately sketch your labia from memory, the last thing you should feel uncomfortable about is some stupid pictures of your titties on some stupid website. My guess is that Kim is really upset, because as soon as she saw the outtakes online she ran to her mailbox hoping to find a check from Playboy. She didn’t, obviously. Now that is a real reason to freak out.
This is not new information, but today just felt like the right day to remind everyone that Tom Ford is meticulously sharp from top to bottom and back. Tom makes Patrick Bateman look like a slob! I bet that every morning before Tom leaves his penthouse apartment, he steams the wrinkles out of his anus (just in case) and then stands in front of a mirror blowing cold air at his head with a blow dryer to make sure every hair moves (or doesn’t move) in the wind like it should.
You never know when a pap is going to take your picture. And you never know when a blogger wearing stained sweat shorts is going to post said picture. Tom and his perfectly manicured widow’s peak of pure sex are always prepared.
Damn. I seriously just want to buy a Vespa from this sexy motherfucker. Yeah, I know Tom is not a Vespa salesman, but I bet he could make one magically appear on the street if you asked him for one. The same goes for imported cigars and 200 year old single malt whiskey.
Anyways, if a man who smells like a hot pair of clippers and overpriced cologne is not for you, then I’ve also got some pictures of STAINS’ long lost brother with his girlfriend in London last night.
That’s the latest rumor!
According to the Wall Street Journal, authorities have interviewed every passenger and crew member aboard the Jet Blue flight where flight attendant Steven Slater exited via emergency chute – and all of them think he’s full of shiz!
The witnesses claim that he had a mark on his head before the flight began and it was not due to a confrontation with the passenger who hit him with the overhead compartment door.
Someone is in serious trouble!
At Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards, Eminem will be opening the show with a performance.
MTV general manager Stephen Friedman said, “We thought that there’s no better way to kick off the show than a performance from Eminem.”
We know he’s been on top of the charts this year, but it’s a pretty jarring way to start off the night.
Thoughts????
P.S. People who will NOT be performing at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday: Lady GaGa, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Pink, Taylor Swift and more people we actually give a shiz about!
We didn’t see this coming!
Madonna‘s pride and joy, Lourdes Leon, showed up for her first day at LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts on Wednesday.
She was seen hugging a few friends before class at 8 a.m. and wore ankle-high leather boots, a black skirt and a plaid sleeveless shirt over a white T-shirt. Lourdes also carried a cell phone and boasted several multicolored wristbands on her right arm and an assortment of bracelets on her left.
The 13-year-old would not comment about her schooling and did her best to avoid photogs.
“I saw [Lourdes] in the morning and in the cafeteria,” said a fellow freshman. “She was talking to people. … She blends in with everyone. She seems like a normal person.”
She is just like every other braces-wearing teen who has a clothing line, attends one of the most prestigious drama departments in the country and has a mom who is a living legend.
Ha. Bet no one will even notice her!
It’s a very sad day for the remaining boys of LFO.
Upon hearing the news that lead singer Rich Cronin lost his battle with leukemia, his fellow band mates, Brad Fischetti and Devin Lima were apparently inundated with condolences over Twitter. The boys took a moment to thank everyone and say a few words about Rich. Brad posted:
“Thank you for all the kind messages. Devin [Lima] and I will miss our brother Rich. May he rest in peace with our Lord in Heaven. Please pray for his family.”
His family, friends and fans certainly have our prayers and condolences in this very hard time.